These travel puns are sure to put a smile on your face. Or, at the very least, they’ll make you groan and roll your eyes.
Traveling the world and seeing new sights is a delightful time, but do you ever find yourself at a loss for words? Maybe the destination in front of you is so impressive, you can’t help but marvel at it. Or perhaps you’re just too tired from climbing up a mountain or hill. Luckily, we’ve got travel puns for days—punny phrases about travel that might illicit a few side-eyed stares from your fellow adventurers. But that’s half the fun, isn’t it?
Here are 32 travel puns that are sure to put a smile on your face, or at least make you groan. Happy traveling!
1. I’m passport-ionately in love with travel.
2. Alps you can do is enjoy a trip to the mountains!
3. I like to plane my vacations well in advance.
4. That beach vacation shore was a good time!
5. Sometimes, I trip and fall in love with a new place.
6. I’m always train-sparent with my travel plans.
7. I can’t bear the thought of missing a trip to the San Diego Zoo!
8. We’re going to sea the sights in the Caribbean.
9. I’ll never a-mountain to anything until I climb this hill.
10. Be sure to Czech in to the hotel when you get to Prague.
11. I’ll beach you to the punch — let’s go dive in the water.
12. I explored the whole desert — I’ve dune it all.
13. I’m sea–riously considering a beach trip for my next vacation.
14. Travel is the route of all happiness.
15. A cruise? What a sail-icious idea.
16. Just when you think you’ve scenic all, something new pops up.
17. Cliff you’re happy and you know it, pack your bags.
18. Let’s shift gears and travel somewhere new.
19. My trip to Italy was so much fun. I can’t step Rome-iniscing about it!
20. I’m plane crazy about travel!
21. I had to go to the dentist on vacation to get my souvenirs replaced.
22. Stop splashing out at me—be happy that we’re at the beach!
23. A ferry godmother is someone who can guide you across water.
24. You win some; you cruise some.
25. I need a little pack me up. Let’s take a trip?
26. I’m sightseeing red at the La Tomatina Festival in Spain.
27. All these naysayers can go to hill.
28. Lima alone, I’m heading off to Peru!
29. I am Nepal–ed you think I would forget to bring my passport.
30. He always Brussels a few feathers wherever he goes.
31. Did the ocean say anything to you? Nah, it just gave a little wave.
32. This vacation has been spec-pack-ular!
And there you have it! Did we miss any travel puns? I promise I will applaud any attempt you make. After all, the world can always use more wordplay. May your next trip be the punniest one yet.
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